TakoBot simulator game

170players a month

RUlanguages

In short

A big text sandbox: businesses, clans, racing, heists and space travel all in one bot. There are hardly any visuals; everything runs on numbers and commands, and updates land constantly.

About the game

It all starts with business: your own airport, a trucking company and a railway. You invest, wait and collect profit. Everything is played with commands right in the chat, in Russian; there's no mini app.

Then the world opens up. There are clans that go to war, racing and drifting with their own leaderboards, and rewards for those tops are paid out automatically. Later updates added ships and space travel, a «purge night» with bank heists, and even a nuclear bomb. Another income stream is a crypto basement that mines DogeCoin; it costs 50,000,000 in-game dollars.

The developers take the economy seriously. In October they rolled out a reform called «Great Balance & Shadow Sector»: business payback was stretched to a realistic 3–12 months, job salaries went up thousands of times, and 6 quick side gigs were added: courier, barista, mover, night taxi driver, security guard and freelancer. Side gigs carry a 15% chance of finding rare materials and seeds.

Passive income was rebalanced as well. Data centers pay for themselves in 5–7 months, or 3–4 with the paid «Emperor» status. Gardens have 8 tiers of trees, all tuned to the same payback. And if you'd rather get famous another way, the developers accept memes about the bot and pay 5,000,000,000 to your balance for each one they approve.

The numbers are huge as usual: a single promo code adds 15,000,000,000 to your balance. Codes appear often and are entered as «промо Name», and the first one, «промо #Начало», is given right after you sign up.